February 2011
27 posts
“i may not know that, but i know all of hannibal’s battles”
– douche at trivia/my new catch phrase
January 2011
28 posts
ahmaud should be my life and grammar/usage coach
me: ok sweet. i may go earlier and do homework, i may not
Ahmaud: that's cool.
me: we'll have to wait and see, although i know the suspense of my decision is going to be difficult for you to bare
*bear
which bare/bear?
now all i can see are naked bears in the woods
“Kenneth appears to be in his early- or mid-twenties (McBrayer is actually in his...”
– Kenneth Parcell - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
this is why i love wikipedia. there is no goddamn reason for this to have been cataloged, but it has been and i love it. i honestly can’t believe life without wikipedia was a thing.
“The main abortion-rights groups despise the Smith bill as a whole, but they are...”
– The House GOP’s Plan to Redefine Rape | Mother Jones
this is fucking ridiculous. another part of the article talks about how rape basically only defines forcible attack, not statutory rape, date rape, or any other “gray rape.” thanks gop!
“said Robert Schmunk, a Webmaster for NASA who also maintains a site that lists...”
– Roller-Skating Is a Multigenerational Activity - NYTimes.com
this is the kind of biographical information i hope to one day have: two very, very divergent pieces of information getting all cozy with each other.
Watchhahaha laughing to keep from crying, thanks the onion news network!
Are my girl parts broken? I have never been...
if you don’t respond to coli firth’s smoldering smolder of a personality, you aren’t broken. but you are sadly deprived.
Watchthedailywhat:
Golden Globes: Ricky Gervais was surely bumped up a few spots on several enemies lists in the wake of his cringe-larious Golden Globes monologue.
[mediaite.]
oh god, i love ricky gervais so much. this monologue cemented it.
“9. His feelings for his friends are strong. Especially for… sister....”
– Death Star PR: 10 Things We Hate About Luke
