Mom: Are you going to chug that bottle of water?
Me: The best way to carry water is in your body.
Mom: Is that a survival thing?
Me: Now...
How I know I’m getting closer to Savannah (Taken with instagram)
I want a notification from Mint.com saying, “Good job on returning those super-trendy, but not at all useful pants!” mostly because Mint is super...
I’m mostly looking forward to my next birthday so that I can say “nobody likes you when you’re 23” all the time and cement my awfulness.
I slept in a bed with four other people last night. It was the best night’s sleep I’ve had in a month.
Impractical Joke of the Day: Miles Grose joins Greg and Ryan and together they descend upon unsuspecting employees at their local Walmart to take another stab at their now-infamous Shopping List Prank.
All jokes aside, if a store doesn’t carry Avatar on VHS it really has no business existing.
I don’t think either of these videos are funny. The retail employees are already working during what should be a holiday (fuck black Friday, Thanksgiving is the one true American holiday and it’s unfair to make people work). These assholes are just being dicks to people who are already busy. Pranks on friends are fun because there’s love in it. Pranks on strangers are gross and mean because you don’t know them. See videogum’s many opinions on pranks to back me up.
Omgosh I’m crying. Safety corn. Bucket list added.
Bahahaha. I think this one is a lot better than the first one XD
Double D training bra?? haha
OH MY GOD I DIED OF LAUGHTER
sassy senorita cereal