Mom: Are you going to chug that bottle of water?
Me: The best way to carry water is in your body.
Mom: Is that a survival thing?
Me: Now...
How I know I’m getting closer to Savannah (Taken with instagram)
I want a notification from Mint.com saying, “Good job on returning those super-trendy, but not at all useful pants!” mostly because Mint is super...
I’m mostly looking forward to my next birthday so that I can say “nobody likes you when you’re 23” all the time and cement my awfulness.
I slept in a bed with four other people last night. It was the best night’s sleep I’ve had in a month.
“Athens in review” - The Red & Black
omg, omg, omg R&B, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? How did this make it past…anyone?
(via marieyall)
WHAT
(via isnteverything)
Ummmmm innaccurate? I guess? Athens also does music well and bars.
(via isnteverything)
wow, no, fuck you, everyone should support cine. i notice they took out the part about date-rape.
Fucking hell, Red & Black. First you fuck up simple words like “delivery” in theatre reviews (news flash: “deliverance”...