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Airport

Mom: Are you going to chug that bottle of water?
Me: The best way to carry water is in your body.
Mom: Is that a survival thing?
Me: Now...

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How I know I’m getting closer to Savannah (Taken with instagram)

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I want a notification from Mint.com saying, “Good job on returning those super-trendy, but not at all useful pants!” mostly because Mint is super...

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I’m mostly looking forward to my next birthday so that I can say “nobody likes you when you’re 23” all the time and cement my awfulness.

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I slept in a bed with four other people last night. It was the best night’s sleep I’ve had in a month.

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Who I Follow

I very rarely run into rude or impolite people in Atlanta. for the most part, they are friendly and courteous. The notable exception being that lady who called me a, ‘misogynist’ because I held the door for her at the post office in Douglasville. Yeah, you know who you are.

Magazine rudely ranks Atlanta as 7th rudest U.S. city | News To Me with George Mathis

This comment is hilarious. The assumption that the woman from this encounter would read this comment AND of complete blamelessness on behalf of the commenter. I love the internet.