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Airport

Mom: Are you going to chug that bottle of water?
Me: The best way to carry water is in your body.
Mom: Is that a survival thing?
Me: Now...

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How I know I’m getting closer to Savannah (Taken with instagram)

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I want a notification from Mint.com saying, “Good job on returning those super-trendy, but not at all useful pants!” mostly because Mint is super...

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I’m mostly looking forward to my next birthday so that I can say “nobody likes you when you’re 23” all the time and cement my awfulness.

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I slept in a bed with four other people last night. It was the best night’s sleep I’ve had in a month.

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(via The Loopy Attack Ad That Failed To Stop Newt)

OH MY GOD JUST RUN THIS FOREVER BECAUSE I LOVE IT. I WANT TO GO BACK AND SEE GEORGIA IN THE 90’S AND LIVE THIS BECAUSE I LOVE IT? I’M NOT BEING IRONIC, I GENUINELY ENJOYED THIS AD ALTHOUGH IT DEFINITELY MADE ME WANT TO VOTE FOR NEWT GINGRICH BECAUSE HIS OPPOSITION FOCUSED ON CATCHPHRASES INSTEAD OF ISSUES AND WAS ALSO COOTER FROM THE DUKES OF HAZARD AND I HAVE A SENSE OF SHAME EVEN IF COOTER DOESN’T AND I DON’T WANT COOTER TO REPRESENT MY CURRENT STATE 18 YEARS AGO. IF ONLY I COULD GO BACK IN TIME WITH THE DOCTOR AND GET CONTEXT.

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