Mom: Are you going to chug that bottle of water?
Me: The best way to carry water is in your body.
Mom: Is that a survival thing?
Me: Now...
How I know I’m getting closer to Savannah (Taken with instagram)
I want a notification from Mint.com saying, “Good job on returning those super-trendy, but not at all useful pants!” mostly because Mint is super...
I’m mostly looking forward to my next birthday so that I can say “nobody likes you when you’re 23” all the time and cement my awfulness.
I slept in a bed with four other people last night. It was the best night’s sleep I’ve had in a month.
Alec Baldwin’s new hair dye. Reddish? All wrong for his skin tone. He should have a classic salt-and-pepper look.
YES. I kept getting distracted by his hair! He needs to be salt and pepper or just really dark black/comic book blue hair. I’ve been really enjoying the season, but I think he lost a lot of weight and decided to try to look younger with new hair dye. I do not like it (although it’s his personal choice and shouldn’t bother me, etc)!
YES. I kept getting distracted by his hair! He needs to be salt and pepper or just really dark black/comic book blue...