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Airport

Mom: Are you going to chug that bottle of water?
Me: The best way to carry water is in your body.
Mom: Is that a survival thing?
Me: Now...

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How I know I’m getting closer to Savannah (Taken with instagram)

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I want a notification from Mint.com saying, “Good job on returning those super-trendy, but not at all useful pants!” mostly because Mint is super...

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I’m mostly looking forward to my next birthday so that I can say “nobody likes you when you’re 23” all the time and cement my awfulness.

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I slept in a bed with four other people last night. It was the best night’s sleep I’ve had in a month.

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Who I Follow

This is how it’s based off of.

The most disgusting sentence I’ve ever heard (via mongsters-inc)

Where I work, I type up dictations from business people, mostly life insurance salesmen, and I hear shit like this every. single. day. People can get white collar jobs and not know how to form a sentence, apparently?

Also, as a result of this job, if you ever say “going forward/moving forward,” “I indicated to her/she indicated to me,” “action items,” or anything about 401ks and annuities to my face, I will probably involuntarily punch you in the nose.

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University Transcription Services? I worked there for awhile…it was terrible.

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