Mom: Are you going to chug that bottle of water?
Me: The best way to carry water is in your body.
Mom: Is that a survival thing?
Me: Now...
How I know I’m getting closer to Savannah (Taken with instagram)
I want a notification from Mint.com saying, “Good job on returning those super-trendy, but not at all useful pants!” mostly because Mint is super...
I’m mostly looking forward to my next birthday so that I can say “nobody likes you when you’re 23” all the time and cement my awfulness.
I slept in a bed with four other people last night. It was the best night’s sleep I’ve had in a month.
(via The 15 Wars Started By The GOP Since Obama Took Office)
Man, that really puts it in perspective. It’s just ridiculous how much has been done in only a few years.
(via stfuconservatives)
Let me just say again how awesome it is that such a legend like Michael Stipe is on tumblr to share who he is with us.
blessed are the peacemakers
ERTHHTHgfg It’s just so sad to see, all at once