Mom: Are you going to chug that bottle of water?
Me: The best way to carry water is in your body.
Mom: Is that a survival thing?
Me: Now...
How I know I’m getting closer to Savannah (Taken with instagram)
I want a notification from Mint.com saying, “Good job on returning those super-trendy, but not at all useful pants!” mostly because Mint is super...
I’m mostly looking forward to my next birthday so that I can say “nobody likes you when you’re 23” all the time and cement my awfulness.
I slept in a bed with four other people last night. It was the best night’s sleep I’ve had in a month.
Robyn / SNL Dance Comparison (by juneculp)
I love the comparison video sooooooo much. I don’t care if this video is super old by the interwebz standards, I love it and I’m about to have a dance party by myself.
UPDATE: Robyn, Lykke Li, Daft Punk, and Lady Gaga were danced to, after which Noah and the Whale was the soundtrack of my book reading. This has been a pretty nice night, I guess.