Mom: Are you going to chug that bottle of water?
Me: The best way to carry water is in your body.
Mom: Is that a survival thing?
Me: Now...
How I know I’m getting closer to Savannah (Taken with instagram)
I want a notification from Mint.com saying, “Good job on returning those super-trendy, but not at all useful pants!” mostly because Mint is super...
I’m mostly looking forward to my next birthday so that I can say “nobody likes you when you’re 23” all the time and cement my awfulness.
I slept in a bed with four other people last night. It was the best night’s sleep I’ve had in a month.
Someone should give this to someone for Valentine’s Day with the first line of a love letter reading, “I have no idea where this will lead us, but I have a definite feeling it will be a place both wonderful and strange.”
This is all I want ever. I wish my boyfriend liked Twin Peaks…or was romantic (but not really because I am only one of those things and it is the one that centers on duality and the seedy underbelly of wholesome small towns).
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“I have no idea where this will lead us…”
Wow, I really, really hope that someone, somewhere did...past Tuesday. That would
If someone sent me this Valentine, I might marry them.
I would marry you, in a heart beat.