Mom: Are you going to chug that bottle of water?
Me: The best way to carry water is in your body.
Mom: Is that a survival thing?
Me: Now...
How I know I’m getting closer to Savannah (Taken with instagram)
I want a notification from Mint.com saying, “Good job on returning those super-trendy, but not at all useful pants!” mostly because Mint is super...
I’m mostly looking forward to my next birthday so that I can say “nobody likes you when you’re 23” all the time and cement my awfulness.
I slept in a bed with four other people last night. It was the best night’s sleep I’ve had in a month.
Amy Poehler speaking for all women about birth control
She is certainly speaking for me.
Also for all trans* men and be-uterused non-binary people!
Yes.
That is how I feel all the time right now. This is just getting ridiculous.
(via keepyourbsoutofmyuterus)