Mom: Are you going to chug that bottle of water?
Me: The best way to carry water is in your body.
Mom: Is that a survival thing?
Me: Now...
How I know I’m getting closer to Savannah (Taken with instagram)
I want a notification from Mint.com saying, “Good job on returning those super-trendy, but not at all useful pants!” mostly because Mint is super...
I’m mostly looking forward to my next birthday so that I can say “nobody likes you when you’re 23” all the time and cement my awfulness.
I slept in a bed with four other people last night. It was the best night’s sleep I’ve had in a month.
The Incredible Shrinking Liz Lemon: From Woman To Little Girl : Monkey See : NPR
I’ve been rewatching the first season of 30 Rock and I can only agree with this article. Liz used to be so much more of herself. I think the mentoring plot line should have meant she grew to be stronger and better (like Jorgensen before her), but she just seems the same. It’s been 6 years, dummy! Grow up!