Mom: Are you going to chug that bottle of water?
Me: The best way to carry water is in your body.
Mom: Is that a survival thing?
Me: Now...
How I know I’m getting closer to Savannah (Taken with instagram)
I want a notification from Mint.com saying, “Good job on returning those super-trendy, but not at all useful pants!” mostly because Mint is super...
I’m mostly looking forward to my next birthday so that I can say “nobody likes you when you’re 23” all the time and cement my awfulness.
I slept in a bed with four other people last night. It was the best night’s sleep I’ve had in a month.
but this last episode started to veer back into “Ladies are like this, dudes are like this” territory. I have a soft spot for sitcoms, but they so often do this weird thing where they have the capacity for serious human insight, but they also have a tendency to flatten and reduce characters to their top 3 most popular characteristics after a while.
I’m totally dadding on sitcoms. They have so much potential! I’m not mad, just disappointed!
New Girl won me over after the pilot. I thought it would be lame and boring and not fun, but it turned into something with heart. Now it’s just kind of becoming lame again? I like the characters now, I like the theme song, I like the whole shebang. But if it keeps being very generic, it’s going to go to a bad place. It’s going to go to the regular sitcom space, which can be good when done right…but I don’t know if Zooey Deschanel’s quirkiness would work there.
New Girl won me over after the pilot. I thought it would be lame and boring and not fun,
i am curious about yr defense of the new girl! i have SOME PROBLEMS with it, as we all know. i thought the “jess and...