Mom: Are you going to chug that bottle of water?
Me: The best way to carry water is in your body.
Mom: Is that a survival thing?
Me: Now...
How I know I’m getting closer to Savannah (Taken with instagram)
I want a notification from Mint.com saying, “Good job on returning those super-trendy, but not at all useful pants!” mostly because Mint is super...
I’m mostly looking forward to my next birthday so that I can say “nobody likes you when you’re 23” all the time and cement my awfulness.
I slept in a bed with four other people last night. It was the best night’s sleep I’ve had in a month.
POTUS sings Sweet Home Chicago w/B.B. King & Mick Jagger.
You’re welcome.
Singer in chief, for sure.
If nothing else (and there is a whole lot of else) he’s cooler than anyone the Repubs could ever put up. mazarin221b:
yet another reason why i love obama he is human. he is the most real, down to earth president that I’ve ever seen.
This can’t be real. He is the best person.
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