Mom: Are you going to chug that bottle of water?
Me: The best way to carry water is in your body.
Mom: Is that a survival thing?
Me: Now...
How I know I’m getting closer to Savannah (Taken with instagram)
I want a notification from Mint.com saying, “Good job on returning those super-trendy, but not at all useful pants!” mostly because Mint is super...
I’m mostly looking forward to my next birthday so that I can say “nobody likes you when you’re 23” all the time and cement my awfulness.
I slept in a bed with four other people last night. It was the best night’s sleep I’ve had in a month.
I think of this picture when I’m sad. I think of this picture when I’m happy. I think of this picture when I’m mediocre. I think of this picture all the time.
(via tovarich)
I think of this picture when I’m sad. I think of this picture when I’m happy. I think of this picture when I’m mediocre....
That really was one of the best facial expressions I have ever seen.
I find even this face endearing Cumberbatch let me love you forever
IM NOT EVEN KIDDING I AM NOT KIDDING I STARTED CRYING AND DROOLING CAUSE MY MOUTH WAS OPEN FOR SO LONG I CANT EVEN WITH...
ive already reblogged this a lot but it’s literally the best thing i’ve ever seen on tumblr